carnival-phantasm:

wyrmmaster:

carnival-phantasm:

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

don’t threaten me with a good time

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

thebootydiaries:

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into

me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord